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Ever
wonder why some people are dumped? This list should explain...
How
to Kill a Relationship - AKA "My Ex's Method of Romance"
by Glass
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Ever
wonder why some people are dumped? This list below should explain...
Unforgiveness: Never,
ever forgive your partner for any wrongs. Forgiveness means that they
might do it again. Make sure to constantly remind them of their mistake
over and over again. You should also
exaggerate their wrongs and tell everyone you know. If they make no
mistakes, just invent some. I'm sure if you look
long and hard you can surely twist something they
do around to make it look wrong.
Infidelity: Yes, that other person is
hot. Go after them; after all, your partner will never know and what
they don't know can't hurt them, right? And it's great for your ego,
too.
Be Over Possessive: In fact, go ahead
and lift your leg on your partner to mark your territory; this is
completely acceptable. Your partner is your
property and never let them forget this.
Never Spend Time With Them: Work three
jobs, volunteer all remaining time to any local charity, golf course,
obsessive hobby, your buddies at the local bar, or helping strangers
move.
Don't Take Things Slowly: They might
get away. Go after them fast and furious. Propose on the second date
(but never go through with it, of course).
Don't Show Any Affection or That You
Care: If you do, then they will expect this all the time. It
will also make you look weak.
Be Abusive: Show them who the boss is
(this helps to make them want to stay with you). Be a constant control
freak. Watch their every move and always control their independence. Be
powerful and dominating and always devise ways to lessen, control, or
curtail their rights and freedoms, and make them feel grateful for
being with you. No matter how cruel or savage you have to get, you will
hold the power and be the master in the end.
Insult Their Family: Their family
sucks, after all, so why not tell this to them all the time.
Be needy, clingy, emotional, insecure, caging them
in and wanting to be with them 24/7: Oh, it's
simply so frustrating to be with someone who has a life outside of you!
Be Ambiguous: Never either get in the
relationship completely or get out completely; there really is such a
thing as a partial commitment. Relationships can succeed with ambiguity.
Use Blaming, Shaming, Interrogation, Intimidation
and Threats: I mean, how else are you supposed to control
them? This way you can be a partner that doesn't have to take personal
responsibility and are often unable to control your emotions or
behaviors but still get away with it.
Tell Them Repeatedly That Everything is
Their Fault: Why should you be blamed
for their inability to withstand constant criticism and your undying
unfaithfulness.
Believe in ESP: This way they should
just know how you feel, what you want, and hear your unspoken concerns.
Don't Ever Change Your Bad Behavior: Otherwise,
your relationship may begin to feel balanced and your partner will not
be able to have feelings of contempt. The only thing equal in your
relationship should be that you both agree equally that you are the
boss and hold all the power. Close yourself to the possibility of
growth.
Always Display a Sense of Entitlement: After
all, you are their be-all.
Show Lots of Judgment: This makes them
want to change for the better.
Lie: They don't have to know everything
about you.
Put the Moves on Their Best Friend: It
does take at least three to get a good party going.
Arm
Yourself With an Emotional Weaponry: Remember that all
relationships are 'war' and,
therefore, our partners are the
'evil enemy'. Never be on their side - or they might WIN, and since all
relationships are of a 'win-lose' nature that means that you would
LOSE - LOSE yourself, that is. Your superior, elitist attitude
and blatant despisement for your inferior partner would be the best
choice for a weapon of mass destruction, effectively
destroying the entire relationship.
Always Point the Finger: The fault is
always in the other. Never you. Be rigid; remain set in your beliefs.
Take Your Partner for Granted: It is
their job to always be there for you.
Make Them Appreciate You: Demand that
you never be taken for granted. It's not your job to always be there
for them.
You've Already Made Your Good Impression: You
don’t have to impress them anymore. Lay off the charm and respect. Let
your good hygiene go. Stop complimenting them, or being polite. Save
your good impression for total strangers. And remember, love means
never having to say you're sorry.
Make Sex a Chore: Same time, same day,
same way. This way there are no surprises. Better yet, simply remove
sex from your life all together. Who needs to have to actually move if
you don't really have to.
Put Up a Protective Wall: They don't
need connection. If they can't sit in a silent and lonely rage them
tell them to talk to their friends, family, coworkers, or clergyman.
It's not your job to give their life meaning.
Never Do Anything as a Couple: Once you
do, you will hear about it all the time! They may even expect you to do
it again.
Always Go to Bed Mad: Never really
resolve any of your conflicts. This way they can keep nagging and
rehashing the same thing over and over again ... this will validate and
confirm your belief that they really are nuts.
Their Minor Slip-Ups Should Be Punished: Use
lots of silent treatment, contemptuous looks, and lots of self-denial.
Remember it is their job to always agree with you and to always see
things your way. It is not your job to forgive them or to see their
point of view.
Never Show Your Real Self: Your
thoughts and feelings should remain private. Never let down your guard
or open your heart. Always wear a poker face.
Always Be on the Defense: After all, if
you are always right then you shouldn’t ever be questioned about
anything you may say or do.
Routine is Grounding: Never shake it up
or differ from the ordinary day-to-day. Never try anything new. Never
surprise each other.
Let Your Looks Go: Now that you bagged
them you shouldn't have to show them how good you look anymore. They
already know how good you can look, right? Why do
you have to remind them constantly? Never dress up for them, and quit
grooming yourself so much. You can relax now that you have them, so go
ahead and let yourself go in terms of your weight, your physique, your
figure, your hair, etc. Once again, this doesn't apply to total
strangers.
Always Remain Stoic: Never laugh out
loud or joke around with each other. Try not to show any humor. A
relationship is a serious thing and there should be no room in it for
such frivolity.
Love is for Sissys: All good feelings
must be explained away first, or denied if an explanation can't be
found. Remember, love is the enemy.
Always Be Critical and Condescending: This
makes you look good and shows your partner that you are better than
him/her in most things. Always point out their mistakes no matter how
trivial they are. Do not support them in any of their aspirations or
accomplishments.
Make Up Mean Stuff About Them and Then Cut Them
Down to Mutual Friends: This makes you come out looking good,
and like the poor mistreated victim. Which you are.
Be Disinterested: Otherwise it won't
all be about you! Negligence is the key. In fact, why not...
....Be Emotionally Absent: That's
right, abdicate! Even if you don't leave your relationship in a
physical sense you can still “move on” in a mental-emotional-spiritual
sense. I mean, they still have your presence there, right? What more
could they want!?
Do these things above and you should have your partner scrambling out
of the relationship in no time flat.
Ladies, find out what the one thing is that makes a
man fall in love, what the 45 things are that can
make him fall out of love, and what the secret
is to gaining back his devotion and attraction at http://manattracter.com
Section 2
Today's Inspiration, Poem
or Quote:
"Most
people are afraid that if they back off a little that the object of
their affection will move on and eventually forget about them. But,
ironically, the real reason is that they, themselves,
are afraid that if they back off that THEY will forget about the object
of their affection and move on, and this they don't want to do."~
Tigress Luv
Today's
Prayer or Thought:
"Sometimes
the hardest thing in life to do is to just Let Go.
We falsely believe that by Letting Go we are allowing things to get out
of our control - hence, take over us and go against our wishes.
However, only by our repeated and futile attempts to control things are
we being truly unjust to ourselves. The hard truth is: things are going
to be exactly as they are going to be... whether you attempt to control
them or not.
Trust
that whatever will be will be and feel the peace
that comes with letting go and surrendering to that trust."
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